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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:00 pm

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English Tuition:

Student- Me, sleeping with Dad last night....

Teacher correcting- No dear, I slept with Dad last night.

Student- Oh, so it was you who pulled me down from the bed..
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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:15 am

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One afternoon a rich man was riding in his luxury car when he saw a man along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked the man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "I have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the rich man said.

"But sir, I have a wife and six children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the rich man replied.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.

On the way, the poor fellow turned to the rich man and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The rich man replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high ......!!!


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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:21 am

Minnoos wrote:
sweetword wrote:
One afternoon a rich man was riding in his luxury car when he saw a man along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked the man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "I have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the rich man said.

"But sir, I have a wife and six children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the rich man replied.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.

On the way, the poor fellow turned to the rich man and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The rich man replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high ......!!!



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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:19 pm

From answer sheets...:


Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it.

Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines. He was actual hysterical figure as well as being in the bible.

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young female moth. Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Same to you, Brutus.”

Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw for reasons I don’t really understand. The English and French still have problems.

Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen,” As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted “hurrah!” and that was the end of the fighting for a long while.

It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.

Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.

Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. They lived in Italy. Romeo’s last wish was to be laid by Juliet but her father was having none of that I’m sure. You know how Italian fathers are.

Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then no one ever found it.

Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and also declared, “A horse divided against itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation.

On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposing insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

Johan Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handle. Handle was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music and became the father of rock and roll. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up.

Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits but I don’t know why.

Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He sort of said God’s days were not just 24 hours but without watches who knew anyhow? I don’t get it.

Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what she did. Other women have become scientists since her but they didn’t get to find radios because they were already taken.

Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. The other three were in the movies. Karl made speeches and started revolutions. Someone in the family had to have a job, I guess.

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:26 pm

sweetword wrote:
One afternoon a rich man was riding in his luxury car when he saw a man along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked the man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "I have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the rich man said.

"But sir, I have a wife and six children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the rich man replied.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.

On the way, the poor fellow turned to the rich man and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The rich man replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high ......!!!

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:11 pm

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you
were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill …


Man said to God : Why did you make women so
beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them
so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.


Rony: "My wife has the worst memory".
Tony: "Does she forget everything?"
Rony: "No, She remembers everything".
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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:12 pm

Ammu wrote:
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you
were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill …


Man said to God : Why did you make women so
beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them
so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.


Rony: "My wife has the worst memory".
Tony: "Does she forget everything?"
Rony: "No, She remembers everything". [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]



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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:13 pm

Ammu wrote:
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you
were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill …


Man said to God : Why did you make women so
beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them
so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.


Rony: "My wife has the worst memory".
Tony: "Does she forget everything?"
Rony: "No, She remembers everything".

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:17 pm

Ammu wrote:
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you
were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill …


Man said to God : Why did you make women so
beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them
so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.


Rony: "My wife has the worst memory".
Tony: "Does she forget everything?"
Rony: "No, She remembers everything".

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:32 pm

ഒരു പ്രത്യേക ദിവസം എല്ലാവരും പള്ളിയില്‍ ഒത്തുകൂടി. കുര്‍ബാന സമയത്ത് പള്ളിയിലെ അച്ഛന്‍ എല്ലാവരോടും അവരവര്‍ കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുള്ള കുരിശു എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തുവാന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു.

എല്ലാവരും കുരിശുകള്‍ ഉയര്‍ത്തി. ആള്‍ക്കൂട്ടത്തിനിടയില്‍ ഒരു സ്ത്രീ അവരുടെ അടുത്ത് നിന്ന ഭര്‍ത്താവിനെ എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തിയിട്ടു പറഞ്ഞു.

അച്ഛാ ഇതാണ് എന്‍റെ ഏറ്റവും വലിയ കുരിശു.
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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:35 pm

Michael Jacob wrote:
ഒരു പ്രത്യേക ദിവസം എല്ലാവരും പള്ളിയില്‍ ഒത്തുകൂടി. കുര്‍ബാന സമയത്ത് പള്ളിയിലെ അച്ഛന്‍ എല്ലാവരോടും അവരവര്‍ കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുള്ള കുരിശു എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തുവാന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു.

എല്ലാവരും കുരിശുകള്‍ ഉയര്‍ത്തി. ആള്‍ക്കൂട്ടത്തിനിടയില്‍ ഒരു സ്ത്രീ അവരുടെ അടുത്ത് നിന്ന ഭര്‍ത്താവിനെ എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തിയിട്ടു പറഞ്ഞു.

അച്ഛാ ഇതാണ് എന്‍റെ ഏറ്റവും വലിയ കുരിശു.

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:37 pm

Ammu wrote:
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you
were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill …


Man said to God : Why did you make women so
beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them
so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.


Rony: "My wife has the worst memory".
Tony: "Does she forget everything?"
Rony: "No, She remembers everything".
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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:37 pm

Michael Jacob wrote:
ഒരു പ്രത്യേക ദിവസം എല്ലാവരും പള്ളിയില്‍ ഒത്തുകൂടി. കുര്‍ബാന സമയത്ത് പള്ളിയിലെ അച്ഛന്‍ എല്ലാവരോടും അവരവര്‍ കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുള്ള കുരിശു എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തുവാന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു.

എല്ലാവരും കുരിശുകള്‍ ഉയര്‍ത്തി. ആള്‍ക്കൂട്ടത്തിനിടയില്‍ ഒരു സ്ത്രീ അവരുടെ അടുത്ത് നിന്ന ഭര്‍ത്താവിനെ എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തിയിട്ടു പറഞ്ഞു.

അച്ഛാ ഇതാണ് എന്‍റെ ഏറ്റവും വലിയ കുരിശു.
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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:37 pm

Michael Jacob wrote:
ഒരു പ്രത്യേക ദിവസം എല്ലാവരും പള്ളിയില്‍ ഒത്തുകൂടി. കുര്‍ബാന സമയത്ത് പള്ളിയിലെ അച്ഛന്‍ എല്ലാവരോടും അവരവര്‍ കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുള്ള കുരിശു എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തുവാന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു.

എല്ലാവരും കുരിശുകള്‍ ഉയര്‍ത്തി. ആള്‍ക്കൂട്ടത്തിനിടയില്‍ ഒരു സ്ത്രീ അവരുടെ അടുത്ത് നിന്ന ഭര്‍ത്താവിനെ എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തിയിട്ടു പറഞ്ഞു.

അച്ഛാ ഇതാണ് എന്‍റെ ഏറ്റവും വലിയ കുരിശു.

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:02 pm

Ammu wrote:
Michael Jacob wrote:
ഒരു പ്രത്യേക ദിവസം എല്ലാവരും പള്ളിയില്‍ ഒത്തുകൂടി. കുര്‍ബാന സമയത്ത് പള്ളിയിലെ അച്ഛന്‍ എല്ലാവരോടും അവരവര്‍ കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുള്ള കുരിശു എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തുവാന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു.

എല്ലാവരും കുരിശുകള്‍ ഉയര്‍ത്തി. ആള്‍ക്കൂട്ടത്തിനിടയില്‍ ഒരു സ്ത്രീ അവരുടെ അടുത്ത് നിന്ന ഭര്‍ത്താവിനെ എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തിയിട്ടു പറഞ്ഞു.

അച്ഛാ ഇതാണ് എന്‍റെ ഏറ്റവും വലിയ കുരിശു.

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:18 am

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:18 am

Michael Jacob wrote:
ഒരു പ്രത്യേക ദിവസം എല്ലാവരും പള്ളിയില്‍ ഒത്തുകൂടി. കുര്‍ബാന സമയത്ത് പള്ളിയിലെ അച്ഛന്‍ എല്ലാവരോടും അവരവര്‍ കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുള്ള കുരിശു എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തുവാന്‍ പറഞ്ഞു.

എല്ലാവരും കുരിശുകള്‍ ഉയര്‍ത്തി. ആള്‍ക്കൂട്ടത്തിനിടയില്‍ ഒരു സ്ത്രീ അവരുടെ അടുത്ത് നിന്ന ഭര്‍ത്താവിനെ എടുത്തു ഉയര്‍ത്തിയിട്ടു പറഞ്ഞു.

അച്ഛാ ഇതാണ് എന്‍റെ ഏറ്റവും വലിയ കുരിശു.
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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:52 am

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Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:02 am

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:43 pm

Ammu wrote:
sweetword wrote:
Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:43 pm






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PostSubject: Re: PHALITHA BINDUKKAL   Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:43 pm

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